早上在網路查資料時，無意間拜讀到這封好笑的情書，po上來讓大家看看，很有趣，
也富有教育意涵～
『老爸的英文情書』 摘自台灣日報
老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的
一封英文情書，老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，老媽終於拿出老爸當年
寫給她的情書，看了真的是OH！MY GOD！很有一套喔！
Dear wang litte sister:
(親愛的王小姐)
From see you one eye, I ***** love you.
(自從看到你的第一眼,我便愛上你。)
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
(妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶,
我就死去活來?)
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
(也許你不記得我,沒有關係,當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情.)
I think l should introduce myself to you.
(我想應該介紹一下自己。)
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
(我叫李大偉,今年25)
※【今天是today,那麼今年就是toyear.至於偉就翻成great吧！】
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
(我家有四口人..爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。)
I am a good man, in a big company work.
(我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。)
I do early XCXK every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
(我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。)
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,and find a place
where many monks live in to over my life.
(請嫁給我吧,否則我將削髮為僧,找個廟來了此一生。)
※【實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。
至於「廟」字,也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。】
Like Your people
(喜歡妳的人)
※【原來"做早操"的英文是"make early XCXK"... 】
下面是網友想的正確翻譯：
Dear Ms. Wang,
(親愛的王小姐)
I love you from the first moment I laid my eyes on you.
(自從看到你的第一眼,我便愛上你。)
I cease to exist when your eyes close. I'm revived when you open your eyes. I
would repeat the process when you blink open and close.
(妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶,
我就死去活來?)
It's okay if you don't remember me. But I assure you that you'll fall in love at first sight
with me only if you could just check me out.
(也許你不記得我,沒有關係,當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情.)
At this time, I think it's appropriate for me to introduce myself.
(我想應該介紹一下自己。)
My name is David Lee. I'm twenty five years old.
(我叫李大偉,今年25)
There are four members in my family. My father, mother, me and my younger brother
are the members of my family.
(我家有四口人..爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。)
I'm a gentleman. I currenlty work in a big copmany.
(我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。)
I exercise very morning so that I'm fit to protect you.
(我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。)
Please marry me or I may just shave my head and become a monk and devote my life to budda.
(請嫁給我吧,否則我將削髮為僧,找個廟來了此一生。)
Your admirer,
(喜歡妳的人)
不過我想如果有人寫這樣的情書給我，看在他的誠意上，應該可以忽略語文能力的不足
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