凱特小姐的幸福小日子

這是Kate在網路上看到的笑話....

面試人員給一位前來應徵的男士一張履歷表，於是就填了這樣的資料...

姓名：English or Chinese?

年齡：Confidential

身高：Not related to the job

體重：Varies all the time, before lunch or after

居住地：At what stage of my life, please be more specific

電話：Ericsson

電子郵件：Only give to pretty and rich girls

上班時間：The shorter the better

應徵職位：A post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls

學歷：Graduated at the wild chichen university

語言能力：Fluent in bullshits

興趣：Sleeping and sleeping

生日：正月初七

經歷：Fooling around all the time

曾任職位：Decent or not decent, please be more specific

已婚未婚：Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company

未來期望：Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible

希望待遇：Lesser workload the better

不知面試主管看到這樣的履歷表會怎樣...

如果是Kate，倒是很想看看那個人

回答起問題應該很妙...